Why do I always try to eat oranges after I brush my teeth? Also, I forgot my headphones so now I have to do work in the ambiance of people sounds. Tuesday you’re not looking so good.
Why do I always try to eat oranges after I brush my teeth? Also, I forgot my headphones so now I have to do work in the ambiance of people sounds. Tuesday you’re not looking so good.
“The piece of meat you are is not in the shape of a heart, sorry”
Yes.
I have replaced a many light bulb in my life and never once did they make chipmunk sounds afterward. Not sure what is happening…
I don’t think I will ever get used to eating apples with a Smiley piercing…I hit it at least once every time…
The sound is moving faster than the picture but not for the cartoons I watch…anyone else?
Got another SNAFU. Last night my friend had a little mini party, we played the Dazed and Confused drinking game, got all shades of fucked, pigged out at Denny’s and decided to have a snuggly buggly wippy woppy sleepy over. So, my friend, who has told me previously he likes me/wants to sleep with me slept in my bed with my other friend, whose boyfriend decided he didn’t want to stay and I slept in bed with his roommate. So her boyfriend texted my friend and was mad and so they left the room, leaving myself and the roommate, who is adorable. So we start making out and stuff and we are right at the point were foreplay ends and sex begins and my friend who likes me walks in. Needless to say the moment was ruined and now his roommate feels bad and I honestly don’t, I’m just mad I didn’t get laid…but I feel like there’s something that needs to be done and so now I don’t know what to do…because I don’t do feelings or things like that and he is a feelings guy and he felt bad because he doesn’t do hookups and ah
So I have an issue, except I’m too lazy to blog about it right now because I’m craving a soft pretzel and I have two essays to write but I really just want to play the sims. sigh.
